Joined: 02 Sep 2006
Location: Park Forest,IL
|Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:58 am Post subject: Just For The Texan
|A man had two of the best 50-yeard-line seats at Royal-Memorial Stadium for a UT football game. As he sits down another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for a Longhorns game and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Longhorns game we haven't been to together since we were married."
"Oh . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible! I guess you couldn't find someone else; a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head and says, "No. They're all at the funeral."